The Croods Tv Direct
“Behold!” Grug grunted, holding his massive hands in front of the fire. “The story of the Brave Mammoth Who Obeyed His Father and Did Not Lick the Glowing Blue Moss! ”
He lowered the TV.
Eep’s eyes went wide. “They have an Eep who fights a giant pterodactyl every single episode!” the croods tv
Instead, the flat rock flickered to life. A blinding square of light appeared, showing… themselves.
“Gah! Sky demons!” Grug screamed, throwing a blanket over his own head. “Behold
“…After one more segment,” he sighed, sitting back down with a bowl of cold gravel.
He lifted it over his head to smash it. But just as he did, the TV flickered to a commercial: a bright, happy jingle for “Mammoth-Burger! You’ll have a KILLER meal!” Eep’s eyes went wide
Grug froze. His stomach growled.