A faded Windows 7 desktop. The wallpaper is the green hill with the slightly too-blue sky. The time is stuck at 4:44 AM .
A new error pops up over the first one:
Below it, the text flickers between binary and broken English: "Critical Update Found: 'Happiness.dll' is missing. Your computer has been running for 2,847 days without a compliment. Please download the following file to continue existing: Windows 7 Crazy Error Download
The screen flashes blue. Not the "Blue Screen of Death." Just… a sad, soft blue. Like the color of an old monitor left on overnight in an abandoned school. A faded Windows 7 desktop
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