Video Title- Filthy Lpo Conducts | A Thorough Cav...

The video jumps cuts wildly. Lpo holds up a laminated photo of a stuffed marmot that went missing from the local natural history museum in 1987.

"Most people think it was stolen. Ha! Filthy Lpo says… burp … taxidermy runaway." Video Title- Filthy Lpo Conducts a Thorough Cav...

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As he leans in for the dramatic conclusion, a real marmot—stuffed, but somehow standing—rolls into frame behind him. Lpo doesn’t notice. He keeps talking, conducting his "thorough cav..." (the video cuts out abruptly, leaving viewers in horrified laughter). Lpo doesn’t notice

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Filthy Lpo Conducts a Thorough Cav...

"Conducting a thorough cavity search of the internet's darkest corners," he whispers into a dented microphone. "Today? We're diving into the Case of the Missing Museum Marmot."