The Demon Lord - Is New In Town-...

“We’re retired,” Malachar muttered. “No conquering. No curses. No raising the dead on weeknights.”

Malachar, Lord of the Abyss, tightened his grip on the steering wheel. The sedan’s cup holder was sticky. His hellhound, Balthazar, now wearing a floral bandana, whined in the backseat. The Demon Lord is New in Town-...

So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life. “We’re retired,” Malachar muttered