But Mona found a loose page tucked inside the entry for “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John. It was a handwritten note from Sal:
“M — The book is wrong about #37. Look up ‘Sleepwalking Through Saturday’ by The Deadlights. Never charted. But it should have. Trust me.” the billboard book of top 40 hits 10th edition
The 10th Edition of the Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits never got a reprint. But Mona didn’t mind. She kept the book open to page 372, where she’d penciled in her own entry: But Mona found a loose page tucked inside
She searched every database. Nothing. No Deadlights, no song. So she did something absurd: she called the phone number listed in the book’s old publisher’s acknowledgments. A raspy voice answered on the third ring. Never charted
Mona had inherited it from her uncle Sal, a one-hit-wonder DJ who’d scraped the Top 40 exactly once in 1987 with a synth-pop disaster called “Neon Umbrella.” The book was his bible. He’d annotated every entry: “This one? Autotuned to hell.” Or: “Played this at prom. Couple broke up during the bridge.”
“You found the note,” the voice said. “I wrote the first edition. Sal and I had a bet. That song was a Top 40 hit for exactly four hours in 1979, before a label exec pulled it to boost another artist. We couldn’t print the truth. But we could leave a map.”
That night, Mona drove to a shuttered AM radio tower outside Tulsa. Buried in a lockbox beneath the transmitter was a reel-to-reel tape labeled “Sleepwalking Through Saturday — The Deadlights (Chart position: 37, 11:34 PM, March 17, 1979).”