“I can’t believe we’re doing this again.” Stan: “Dude… we never stopped.” Cartman: “Screw you guys, I’m going to the ICU—they have free Jell-O.” Kenny: (muffled) “Mmff mmff covid mmff.”
Black screen. Crickets. Then— Randy Marsh’s voice: “Sharon! I swear to God, if you blame me for this one, I will turn this house into a live-action Terrance and Phillip fart opera!” South Park Post COVID The Return of COVID 2021 ...
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But this time, it’s different. The virus has learned. It now spreads through awkward eye contact, passive-aggressive Nextdoor posts, and Randy’s Tegridy Weed farm (which he rebranded as “Tegridy Immunity—now with 10% more horse dewormer”). “I can’t believe we’re doing this again