(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?
Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? sam and cat matthew
(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun. (gasp) No feathers
Also allergic to fun. Apparently.
See? He gets it.
I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. sam and cat matthew
Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver