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Mrs. Grimthorpe’s boarding house was a monument to beige. Miss Finch took the attic room, which had a slanted ceiling and a view of the slaughterhouse. She paid for six months in advance with gold coins that bore the profile of a king no one remembered.
The citizens of Batherton-on-Mere agreed on three things about Miss Marjorie Finch: first, that she was excessively tall for a woman; second, that her laughter sounded like a startled goose being stepped on by a cab horse; and third, that she had arrived in their respectable town under circumstances that were, to put it charitably, irregular .
Sir Reginald Hoax opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. No sound came out. Pobres Criaturas
The crowd gasped. A jar of pickled beetroot toppled and rolled across the floor.
“You are correct, Sir Reginald,” she said. “I am unnatural. I was created in a laboratory in Bucharest by a man named Dr. Alistair Finch, who was my father, my god, and my jailer. He built me from the remains of his deceased daughter—the first Marjorie, who drowned in a boating accident—and supplemented my missing parts with clockwork, galvanic rubber, and the brain of a woman he purchased from a medical college.” She paid for six months in advance with
“I killed him,” Miss Finch said, and the tent went silent as a held breath. “Not with malice. He had a heart condition. I merely... withheld his medication. He was asleep. He looked peaceful. I took his keys, his money, and his best coat, and I walked to the train station. I have been walking ever since.”
Mrs. Pettle, who had hated Miss Finch with the heat of a thousand suns, found herself stepping forward. “The girl needs a cup of tea,” she said, surprising herself. “And possibly a proper pair of gloves. Those balloon-fabric mittens are a disgrace.” Closed it
The widow, who had not spoken to a stranger since her husband ran off with a muffin-seller in ’78, simply pointed a trembling finger toward the boarding house on Chapel Lane.