Warning: This post contains no actual political scandals, but it does contain high stakes, a few missing washers, and the potential for a very wobbly leg.
Unlike the cheerful, friendly instructions from a certain Swedish giant (you know the one—where the mascot is a moose and everything is named after a fjord), the Nixon assembly guide is aggressive, paranoid, and surprisingly sticky. nixon coffee table assembly instructions
If the peg doesn't go in, the manual suggests you launch a "secret bombing campaign" of your living room floor with a rubber mallet. Hit it until it denies everything. This is the most frustrating part of the build. Warning: This post contains no actual political scandals,
Is it sturdy? No. Is it ethical? Probably not. Does it have a dark, polished finish that hides the stains of red sauce from last night's pizza? Absolutely. Hit it until it denies everything