The third reply, from a user named 'Peparoni' himself—an account that hadn't logged in since 2007:
It was the Holy Grail. A Nintendo DS emulator for Symbian S60v3. And not just any emulator. This one had the fabled “Peparonity” core—a rogue bit of ARM7 assembly code that some Hungarian prodigy named ‘Peparoni’ had leaked before vanishing from the internet forever. Nintendo Ds Emulator For Symbian S60v3 Peparonity
"Lies. Symbian can't emulate ARM9."
By 4 AM, he was in the Ocean King Temple. The "Peparonity" core was working overtime. The phone was so hot he could fry an egg on the battery cover. He was solving a puzzle that required drawing a path on the touch screen. On a real DS, it took two seconds. On his N95, he had to open the cursor, trace the shape using seventeen individual key presses, and pray the emulator didn't crash. The third reply, from a user named 'Peparoni'