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Son stares at camera (or audience).

Dave leaves.

DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.

SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.” -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

SON That was MOM.

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. Son stares at camera (or audience)