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Sarah replied in four seconds. With a laughing emoji.

She turned her head. Her eyes met mine. For a long, terrifying, electric second, no one said a word. The static hummed. The house creaked. My Stepsister Teaches Me How To Use Sex Toys An...

But I never forgot the lesson my stepsister taught me, the one that went beyond dating tips and romantic storylines. Sarah replied in four seconds

“More than you, clearly,” she said, snatching my phone. She deleted my message and typed something else. My heart stopped. She handed it back. The message now read: “I saw you listening to The Smiths earlier. Bold choice for a Tuesday. Tell me you’re not that melancholy in real life.” Her eyes met mine

And that, I think, is the most romantic thing of all.

And just like that, the cold war ended. A new, stranger alliance began. Over the next few months, Chloe became my unofficial, highly sarcastic relationship coach. She’d sit cross-legged on my bed while I detailed my latest romantic disaster. She’d wave a piece of toast like a conductor’s baton and dispense her wisdom.