At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s meant to be a serious Russian drama. Instead, the projector shows Bean’s footage: Emil shouting “I love you!” then cut to a seagull, then the mime, then Bean eating oysters.
They arrive via a parade of marching band cyclists (Bean attached to the back of one). Mr Bean Holiday Script
Bean pays with Emil’s credit card. Signature: He draws a smiley face. Waiter is unimpressed. A famous actress, Sabine (Emma de Caunes), picks them up. Her car breaks down. Bean “fixes” it by kicking the bumper – it works. At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s
Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir.” Bean pats his pockets, pulls out a string of garlic, a rubber chicken, then finally the ticket. The machine rejects it – Bean shoves it in upside down. Bean pays with Emil’s credit card
He can’t understand French announcements: “Ce train va à Cannes.” Bean nods. Then: “Ce train ne va pas à Cannes.” Bean doesn’t notice.
Audience laughs and cries. Emil is horrified – then the crowd gives a standing ovation. Emil embraces Stepan. Bean is a hero. Bean on the Cannes beach, in his swimming trunks and tweed jacket. He walks towards the sea. A wave hits him – he pulls out his video camera from under the water, still recording.