Magnum: P.i.

Inside: diesel, shadow, and Boyd. He was sitting on a crate of frozen mahi-mahi, holding a glass of something that wasn’t juice. “You Magnum?” “Depends. Are you worth finding?” He laughed. It was the laugh of a man who’d spent his last good idea three drinks ago. “Tell Celeste I’m dead.” “You don’t look dead.” “That’s the con, isn’t it?”

I squatted down. Eye level. The way you talk to kids and cornered men. “Boyd, she doesn’t want you back. She wants the deed to the catamaran. The one you signed over to a shell company named after your girlfriend’s middle name.” His face went the color of old tuna. “How did you—” Magnum P.I.

I turned the key. The 308 GTS coughed once, then remembered it was Italian and purred like a satisfied cat. Through the gates of Robin’s Nest, past the tidepools where the crabs don’t pay rent, onto the Pali Highway with the wind peeling back the years. Inside: diesel, shadow, and Boyd

I wouldn’t have it any other way.