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If you meant a different angle (e.g., a retrospective review, a travel piece, or a character study), let me know. This draft is written as a short retrospective feature for a film or culture site. POWDER, POLITICS, AND PURE CHAOS: WHY LES BRONZÉS FONT DU SKI REMAINS THE ULTIMATE FRENCH HOLIDAY NIGHTMARE Forty years on, the second outing of the Bronzés gang still delivers the most painfully funny — and surprisingly sharp — takedown of middle-class vacation culture ever put on snow.

It is, in short, perfect.

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Here’s a feature-style draft based on Les Bronzés font du ski (the cult French comedy also known as French Fried Vacation 2 or Skiing in Saint-Tropez? — though the latter is a common misnomer, as this one is set in the Alps). If you meant a different angle (e

There’s a moment, about halfway through Les Bronzés font du ski (1979), when the perpetually hapless Jérôme (Maurice Risch) finds himself strapped to a pair of skis for the very first time. He’s not on a gentle nursery slope. He’s not with an instructor. He’s at the top of a black run, snow swirling, his so-called friends laughing in the distance. What follows is not skiing. It is a masterclass in humiliation: a slow-motion, limb-flailing, dignity-obliterating descent into a snowbank — and then into a stretcher. It is, in short, perfect

And then there’s the Pope. No, really. The running gag involving a kidnapped pontiff on a nearby glacier is so absurd, so deeply French , that it should derail the film entirely. Instead, it becomes a strange, glorious metaphor for the film’s worldview: in the world of package holidays, even the Vicar of Christ is just another guest who forgot his thermal underwear. What elevates Les Bronzés font du ski above its predecessor is the sport itself. Skiing is inherently undignified for the amateur — the wedge turns, the yard sales, the tears frozen to goggles. Leconte and his cinematographer, Jean Boffety, shoot the slopes with a documentary-style precision that makes the slapstick land harder. When the eternally put-upon Gigi (Clémentine Célarié) gets dragged up a T-bar backward, skirt flying, it’s not just funny. It’s true .