“I got it on sale at the Spinning Ox Mart!”

When Po discovers that the Kung Fu Panda 4 Blu-ray contains a hidden message meant only for the Dragon Warrior, he must embark on one final, low-stakes but high-laughter adventure inside his own TV. It was a quiet afternoon in the Jade Palace. Po, now the Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace, sat cross-legged on a pile of silk cushions. In his paws, he held a shimmering disc.

He tumbled through a digital version of the Jade Palace, where everything looked slightly too clean and the NPC villagers had only one animation loop. Zhen appeared beside him, but she was pixelated and holding a clapboard.

The end… until Kung Fu Panda 5: 4K Ultra HD with Dolby Burrito .

“Because, Master,” Po said, sliding the disc into a gleaming new player Mr. Ping had installed (complete with a noodle-warming drawer), “on Blu-ray, you can see every single hair on Tigress’s furious brow. And more importantly… deleted scenes.”

Suddenly, the screen sucked him in.

Shifu opened one eye. “Did you just learn something, or have a sugar rush?”

But instead of the DreamWorks logo, the screen flickered green. A single line of ancient turtle-scroll text appeared: