Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- May 2026

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?"

"You want the real issue, doc? The silence . The Master used to whistle. Used to rattle our chains when we did good. Now he just stares into the Abyss. I think he’s depressed." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

Log Entry: Session #47 | Subject: Cerberus Unit 734 ("Rustjaw") | Location: The Ash-Cross Couch, Sub-Level 7 Competitive howling

(leans forward, eyes flickering like dying coals) "Then you do what every hound does when the hunt goes cold, Rustjaw. You howl at the moon until the moon howls back. And then? You chase it. " Used to rattle our chains when we did good

"And how does that make you feel ? As a pack unit."

"Tried both. Lost the knitting needle in my third stomach. Competitive howling just starts a riot."