--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi (2027)

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York

You two are Taliban!

He chases them through a minefield. The mines are, of course, marked with little red flags. Kumar steps on one. It’s a dud. --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

The final shot: Harold and Kumar are sitting on Marine Drive, sharing a chillum. The moon is out. The cops are approaching. He chases them through a minefield

(crying): I’m going to die here. I never even asked out Vanessa from HR. It’s a dud