Fake Taxi – "Sometimes the best route isn't on the map." Note: This piece is written as a fictional narrative homage to a specific adult series format. It contains implied adult themes and is intended for mature audiences only.
Tell you what. I know a shortcut. Gets you there in eight minutes. But it’s a private route. Not on the meter.
No. But you said you wanted a shortcut. Sometimes you have to… renegotiate the terms.
