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Peter LaFleur (a lazy dreamer), Steve the Pirate (an eye-patched sailor LARPer), and the elderly, rage-filled Patches O’Houlihan’s ghost (via a cursed VHS tape) discover that White Goodman, CEO of GloboGym, has purchased their gym’s debt. To settle it, they must win the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open – unrated, no rules, groin shots encouraged.

If you’re asking me to , here’s a short original tale inspired by its underdog, crude, unrated, over-the-top tone: Title: The Average Joes Strike Back – Unrated Director’s Cut Dodgeball.A.True.Underdog.Story.2004.UNRATED.72...

“In memory of Patches O’Houlihan – died as he lived: covered in other people’s blood.” Peter LaFleur (a lazy dreamer), Steve the Pirate

The Joes win $50,000 and the gym. White Goodman is last seen crying into a protein shake. The raccoon becomes team mascot. White Goodman is last seen crying into a protein shake