Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl May 2026

Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach your lawnmower to play air guitar. Ted, please tell me you didn’t actually trade the station wagon for a pile of vintage beanie babies.

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

You two be excellent to each other.

Cousin Pjkl (yes, I’m still not sure how to pronounce that last part — is it silent? Like a wizard’s cough?), you remain the family’s greatest mystery and most reliable source of tinfoil hat advice. Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach

Your loving cousin, [Your Name Here]