Daphne And Irina. Show 1 May 2026

And you’re a control artist who just got evicted from her own fruit bowl. (She steals the apple and takes a loud bite) Camera two, close up on anarchy.

You’re a monster.

(placing the last grape with tweezers) Today’s theme is control. Daphne And Irina. Show 1

(sits across from her) You don’t need to borrow my lines. You have chaos. Chaos is its own kind of control, you know. You keep everything messy so no one expects you to hold anything together. And you’re a control artist who just got

(puts phone down) Whoa. That was almost profound. Say it again so I can pretend I thought of it first. Daphne And Irina. Show 1

(laughing despite herself, reaching for the coffee cup) I hate this show.

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