Cookie Monster May 2026

Three... two... one...

Friend was right. (Don't tell friend me said that.) Warm cookie fall apart in me mouth like delicious crumbly cloud. It was not just cookie. It was experience . Cookie Monster

Don't eat raw dough. (Stomachache.) Don't eat cookies so hot they burn tongue. (Also ouch.) And if someone say "wait," maybe listen. Then when you finally eat? You eat like KING. Cookie Monster

Posted by Cookie Monster on Wednesday, 11:47 AM Cookie Monster

— Cookie Monster (Currently wearing powdered sugar as cologne) If you see me eating a carrot? No you didn't. That was a green cookie. Very rare.