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Ollie raised his spork. “I propose we become better Savages. Not the fake TV kind. The real kind. We build a functioning trebuchet. We start a neighborhood fire-watch co-op. We finally teach Dad how to use the streaming remote without calling me in from the backyard.”

Sam didn’t look up from his phone. “We don’t set fires, Dad.” complete savages netflix

Sam snorted. “They’re amateurs . We haven’t had a working dishwasher since 2019. We just spray plates with the hose.” Ollie raised his spork

A long silence. Then Finn whispered, “That’s a low bar.” The real kind

“This is going to be a documentary about us,” Mark said, holding a bag of popcorn that was already mostly empty. “Complete Savages. Get it?”

So Mark pressed play. And for a glorious, disastrous hour, the Savages watched the Savage family—a fictional clan of five feral boys and one exhausted dad—stumble through sitcom chaos: a living room set on fire (accidentally), a younger brother launched across the yard via catapult (supervised), and a failed attempt at cooking a turkey in a dishwasher (plausible).

Ollie, who had just finished lashing a ladle to a broom handle, paused. “Press play. I need tactical inspiration for the weekend.”