THE MAD HATTER (John Holmes, billed as "Johnny Wadd"), wearing a leather top hat and a bow tie—and nothing else—lounges at the head of the table. Beside him, THE MARCH HARE (a muscular man with rabbit ears and a fluffy tail) and THE DORMOUSE (a small, eager woman dressed in a mouse-fur bikini) are already... occupied.
Alice, now hypnotized by the rhythm of the table's slow, rocking motion, leans forward. Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976
"Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a young woman named Alice. She had a curious mind and an even hungrier body. And on a particularly restless afternoon, she followed a very unusual Rabbit down a very deep hole..." THE MAD HATTER (John Holmes, billed as "Johnny
(laughing) If you miss, it's your head! If you hit, it's your hole! Play! Alice, now hypnotized by the rhythm of the
The floor opens into a swirling pink vortex. Alice looks down, then back at the Cat.
Oh, they're all late down here, sugar. Fashionably late. But if you want the Rabbit, you'll have to go through the Door. And the Door... needs a key.