This one is actually cool. I made my name explode into glittering shards of fire while ominous music played. Then I made it do it again, backwards. I could rule the world with After Effects. Or at least make a better homework excuse video.
Vector lines are like the math of drawing. That’s stupid. I drew a transmogrifier gun, but it came out looking like a sad geometric eggplant. I miss crayons. Crayons don’t ask me about “anchor points.” Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection -Calvin and Hobbes-
I tried to edit a stop-motion film of Hobbes eating my last bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Premiere Pro has about 18,000 windows. I clicked one called “Render.” Now my computer has been thinking for three hours. Hobbes says the computer is having an existential crisis. I agree. This one is actually cool
Here’s a humorous, stylized “review” of Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection , written as if Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes ) had to turn in a software review for school—complete with Hobbes’s interjections. Adobe Creative Suite 5.5 Master Collection Reviewer: Calvin (age 6, self-taught “multimedia tyrant”) Co-Reviewer: Hobbes (stuffed tiger, actual voice of reason) Calvin’s Review (as scrawled in crayon, then angry pencil): “This software is a TOTAL RIP-OFF. And also kind of awesome. But mostly a rip-off.” I could rule the world with After Effects