40somethingmag - - Kat Marie - It-s A Great Fucki...

Getting it up to my third-floor walk-up took two hours, a case of beer for the neighbor’s nephew, and the permanent loss of feeling in my left thumb.

I unplugged the beast. I opened all the windows. I ordered six large pizzas from the place on the corner that still uses a cash register. I dug out my old karaoke machine from the back of the hall closet (bought during the “Disco Moms” phase of 2019). 40SomethingMag - Kat Marie - It-s a great fucki...

So here’s to great ideas. And here’s to the even greater mess they leave behind. At least we know exactly how much olive oil we deserve. (Spoiler: all of it.) Kat Marie is a 40-something freelance writer and recovering renovator living in Chicago. Her next great idea involves backyard chickens. Mark is building a fence. Getting it up to my third-floor walk-up took

When the guests arrived, they didn’t see a failed renovation. They saw a woman drinking Chianti out of a jelly jar, blasting Bonnie Raitt, with a stack of pizza boxes labeled “Artisanal Flatbreads.” I ordered six large pizzas from the place